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Most years of Century 21 so far have been downers, ranging from glum to grim. Sort of like the Razorbacks. But only into the trashier outskirts of mediocrity. Is that statistic a Best or a Worst? The annual b-w compilation follows, and you might notice the aforementioned balance of indicators, how it neither especially uplifts or demoralizes — a Best for every Worst, and of course, as Pap used to say, vicey versey. Worst wedding. The perp also shot two other people at the wedding for good measure, then lit out in his pickup, reportedly at Horny Pine Bluff mothers topping mph.

Other guests in their pickups lit out after him, and after a classic hill-and-holler chase he was arrested near Russellville. The national TV tabloid shows had a high old time with this one, especially with the garrulous bride with the trailer accent and the gaping gash across her forehead that made her look eerily like the Bride of Frankenstein.

Best buffet. Worst exposure. A year-old Prairie Grove man was sentenced to six months in jail for indecent exposure in May after strolling nude onto his shrub-surrounded patio and being espied there by a sharp-eyed neighbor lady, who, according to testimony, had to do some major craning to spot something that offended her. Best Gay. It was big news in June when, in an Olympics prep race, Tyson Gay, former Razorback sprinter, dashed the fastest meters ever. Worst chickenshit. His arrest was chickenshit, as was the bumptious way the police handled it and tried to justify it.

Searcy itself, always the most chickenshit town in Arkansas, obviously still is. The fecund Duggars announced in May, just before Mothers Day, that they would pop another one. Their 18th arrived in time for Christmas. Worst state fair fare. Worst application. A picture perfect fall Sunday.

Cool, dry, opalescent, colorful. An ideal day to mosey around the splendiferous outdoors, not thinking about the national economy going down the crapper. Every one of the ensuing 10 days, through Election Day, were near exact copies of that beauty.

Arkansas voters at their worst. Arkansas voters decided in November that prospective foster parents and adoptive Horny Pine Bluff mothers would have to have their genitalia, bedsheets, and matrimonial paperwork checked out and approved by a passel of bluenoses and bureaucrats before being allowed to take in and raise otherwise unwanted children. By far the biggest percentage shift from blue to red in the November 5 election occurred in Arkansas, a strong and perhaps telltale indication that racism influenced Arkansas voters more than it did voters in any other state.

But Arkansas voters went the other way in the November election, approving a full legislative gathering at the big trough every single year.

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A scary Horny Pine Bluff mothers indeed. What were you thinkingpeople? Best orbs. Worst creepy. On the same day in August that the Little Rock zoo announced the arrival via live birth of a new litter of really creepy-looking vampire bats, a group of those ghoulish protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church at Topeka, KS. Of the two arrivals, that of the fanged bats was less disturbing, less disgusting.

Best job title. Worst gouging. In one day, Sept. The only excuse was that a hurricane was moving through the Gulf that might cause damage to some of the offshore drilling and refining facilities. Preemptive gouging — wonder where they got that sorry idea? Best decoys. The state Game and Fish Commission in August approved a proposal to permit duck hunters to use spinning-wing decoys.

The commission apparently approved the measure in the belief that in the long-running war of wits between ducks and hunters, the ducks had an unfair advantage. Worst invader. The northern snakehead fish, a voracious Asian immigrant that looks a good deal like a big mud-slaked timber rattler, was discovered in a Lee County creek in April. Biologists determined that a breeding population of the much-feared fish had established itself in Piney Creek in Lee and Monroe counties.

Nevertheless, a snakehead eradication program is due to commence soon. Best movie news. The first movie version 40 years ago yipe! The masterful Coen brothers can fix that. Worst dillweeds. Best watermelon news. Worst Huck. The kooky Mike Huckabee presidential campaign folded its tent on March 5, only after it became a mathematical impossibility for Huckabee to win the Republican nomination.

Several wags thought he might be advocating having adulterers stoned. Later that same month, he endorsed a nearly identical proposal in Colorado. Barack Obama. Best Charlaine. Worst Tom. Best Cliff.

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Cliff Lee of Benton was with the Cleveland Indians, a team that lost half its games. He had no serious rival as the best hurler in the bigs this year. Worst Matt. Best Honus. Worst Tommy. In April, Tommy Robinson of Brinkley, the former congressman, goon, and imbecile, again was ordered to jail, again for contempt, or for a of contempts lumped into one appeal, in his epic and apparently endless bankruptcy case.

Best reason not to work under your car. In August, a Springdale man, angry at his girlfriend, went to the trailer park where she lived, saw her doing some mechanical work under a jacked-up car, kicked the jack away, Horny Pine Bluff mothers the car to fall, seriously injuring the woman underneath it. Some other woman. Meant to kill somebody else. Worst comebacks. Former State Rep. Dwayne Dobbins of North Little Rock, a sex offender who was chased from the legislature three years earlier as part of a plea bargain, found a way to regain his old legislative seat unopposed, filing for the office minutes before the March deadline.

Best ticket stiff. Chicot County Judge Fred Zieman died in March but his re-election campaign continued as the ballot had already been printed with his name listed as one of the two contenders for the office. Dead Fred got 36 per cent of the vote in the May primary. Worst turnout. Average voter turnout statewide in the May primary elections: 18 per cent. In Garland County, it was 2 per cent. Best staple. It was the best year for soybeans sincethe second biggest crop ever. Worst greedy. Lu Hardin snatches the gimme-grabby award this year from perennial winner Mike Huckabee, his mentor.

Horny Pine Bluff mothers

Best Arkansas athlete ever. But Hunter himself, most recently in a New York Times interview in August, nominated Basil Shabazz, the prep star who was a Pine Bluff Zebra teammate of his in several sports in the s. Worst jump-start. A Faulkner County man was electrocuted in July after the electricity was shut off to his house trailer for non-payment and he tried to bypass the meter with a pair of jumper cables out of his pickup.

Best breaks. In the middle of the worst heat wave in more than two years, mid-August brought three days of blessedly cool weather, with highs in the 70s, and much-needed soaking rains. Life was suddenly worth living again. It warmed up again several times after that respite, but the hot summertime never really regrouped.

Horny Pine Bluff mothers

Taking a break from the presidential-campaign hypocrisy that saw her husband scrambling to win support from born-again right-wingers, Janet Huckabee was off to Las Vegas in February to attend a prizefight and spend a naughty night or two at the Hooters Hotel and Casino. Worst rehab prospect. An year-old Alma man was arrested in July for selling drugs.

Horny Pine Bluff mothers was out on bond at the time while appealing a year sentence he received in for a similar conviction. Four other felony convictions preceded that one. Best Arkies on stage. In June, the Boston Phoenix, mother of all alternative weeklies, named Black Oak Arkansas as the best Arkansas rock band ever, and Johnny Cash as the best ever Arkansas-born solo popular-music performer.

Worst slime. A slimy black mold began a slow takeover of the Fulton County jail at Salem in May. It crept along floors and up walls. Modern science seemed helpless against it. People who came in contact with it became ill.

Prisoners had to be relocated, employees reased. Explanations ranged from other worldly to apocalyptic. Tim Griffin. Thomas Coughlin. Jerry Cox. Elizabeth Jacoway. Worst joyride. Best new plea. Innocent by reason of having been asleep. A Fayetteville man was arrested in June and charged with fourth-degree sexual assault after a year-old girl told police that she had had sex with him and had become pregnant as a result.

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